Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.

*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 17, 2018

fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

Donut Field

A wide open space, preferably a snow covered parking lot, where one proceeds to do 360's in their vehicle to create a donut shaped skid mark.

"What's that over there?"
"A donut field! Go! Go! Go!"

by TheVanMans December 14, 2013

field gorilla

A very racist name for black people. Similar to"yard ape" and porch monkey.

Oh no the yard apes have evolved into field gorillas.

by Kakyl April 18, 2018

field tweet

A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"

(as from Doonesbury)

by KallieT April 26, 2009

Field Yates

The person in the group who will likely be ID'ed for the rest of his life

A - "Hey Jim, we need to go to a different bar."
B - "Why's that?"
C - "The bouncer doesn't believe Dan is of age to drink"
D - "What a Field Yates"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016

the field school

a bunch of asshole drug addicts except for a few rly nice ppl

all my homies hate the field school

by wkgrah March 21, 2023