Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better

“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick”

by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.

That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.

by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011

Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018

pink target

My old lady says. My mouth is sore, after dinner why don't you stuff my{ Pink Target

My old lady says , My mouth is sore, After dinner why don't you stuff it in my Pink Target

by Thenry May 24, 2019

Target

Term for a recreational marijuana dispensary used when traveling with a group of people for work; most of whom are squares. In general this occurs between the two people in the group who smoke.

Can also be used via work instant messenger to discuss such places in code.

Hey Gus; after we are done with work here I have to run to Target as I ran out of toothpaste. Did you want to come along?

by Webzombie March 4, 2019

Target Tryhard

A target employee who tries WAY too hard to prevent cronies (young boys) from horsing around around in the store (making toilet paper forts and riding in shopping carts

"Oh man its the TARGET TRYHARD RUNNN!!"

by Blumpkinmaster69 May 15, 2024

Target Practice

Right before you ejaculate in her pull out and shoot your load in to her belly button and yell bullseye.

Target practice

by Hung dude February 5, 2025