by Rainbow_nighas101 June 11, 2018

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018

There go the police hide the weed
by Jdealtheman23 May 8, 2019

1. Yesss sirrr, are we weeding tonight?
2. Skipper please tell Private to stop weeding.
3. Awe Owen's, is the nommer still on, that weeding sesh?
2. Skipper please tell Private to stop weeding.
3. Awe Owen's, is the nommer still on, that weeding sesh?
by Huncho557 August 24, 2019

by syddietittie December 3, 2017

by zennix January 30, 2016

A safe, clean, fun way to interact with one's inner self and resolve internal issues; a euphoric gift from god that make# any night, song, movie, book, long trip better; I feel bad for those who look down on weed, I would smoke for the rest of my life if I could. Aka: kush, ganja, kaya, pot, smoke, zags, joints, spliff, blunt, bongs, Mary Jane, marijuana, cannibis, grass, green, etc.
There is nothing worse than running out of this.
There is nothing worse than running out of this.
1: u ready to cheech & chong to Cali?
2: of course, let's get chinese-eyes to jamaican-seeds.
1: u put the weed in a zag and I'll make a blunt.
2: *cough* ooh that the bomb, son.
2: of course, let's get chinese-eyes to jamaican-seeds.
1: u put the weed in a zag and I'll make a blunt.
2: *cough* ooh that the bomb, son.
by bongsmokeispurple July 2, 2014
