Selective Negative Memory (SNM) 

A characteristic possessed by people who concentrate only on the negative aspects of every situation, dismissing any positives.

Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays

Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.

Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.

Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

Selective Negative Memory (SNM) by SilverRod0203 June 12, 2018

Selective Bisexuality 

When someone is gay or lesbian for everyone except 1 person of the opposite sex

My friend’s psycho former friend Donna is a lesbian, but for some reason she wanted to bang him. She has selective bisexuality

Selective Bisexuality by Celtic_Wytch August 10, 2019

Selective Snowfall 

Cuming on the floor and blaming it on and elderly family member

last night i made a mistake and had to do a selective snowfall

Selective Snowfall by john the faptist December 28, 2021

selestio 

To express great love for something or someone; powerful, calming yet

FRIEND: "They're so selestio and nice to me"
ME: "Can they be Selestio to me" *sigh*

selestio by TheSeekerofSeeking March 17, 2021

Serection 

Secret erection.

Bro, when Mrs. Donahue looked a me in math class yesterday, I got a serection.

Serection by Genericfakename July 15, 2021

Selective Hearing 

SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!

girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*

Selective Hearing by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017

Selective Ignorance

Claiming to not know about a subject in order to avoid a task or questions on said subject.

"Eli, get in here and do your math homework!"
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."

Selective Ignorance by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012