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Zuckerberg Rape

When Mark Zuckerberg decides to "upgrade" a service that you are used to and completely comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, unintuitive and less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation can happen multiple times and never requires consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of Zuckerberg Rape generally go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest zuckerberg rape combined my photo albums, message manager and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling, shutting down and accepting my mothers friend request! Fuck you Zukerberg!
by einstein bagle balboa July 6, 2011
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Zuckerberg Line

When technology crosses over from innovative and cool to invasive and creepy, it crosses the Zuckerberg Line.
When TikTok started spying on clipboard data, it crossed the Zuckerberg Line.
by awfulOtter July 16, 2020
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Zuckerberg's Law

If they could have done it, they would have done it.
Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011
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Zuckerberg moment

When you have the epiphany of a life changing idea or design but you explain it to a technically superior geek who develops the idea and makes millions.
That was my Zuckerberg moment, I shouldn't have gone public with that idea. The guys I told are now millionaires.
Only if I had the technical know how I would be rich by now.
by Gekoguy November 30, 2012
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Zuckerberg Zerg Rush

The massive proliferation and spamming of facebook social plugins across seemingly every web page on the internet over the last few years, allowing them to track user's every move across the web. Also refers to the shameless promotion by more and more people and companies on and offline trying to suggest that you must join the swarm and get on facebook. This is the crowd of people bitching at you more every year for not having a facebook.

Both phenomena are reminiscent of the swarm of zerglings flooding into your base that constitutes the standard zerg rush in the game of Starcraft.
ex 1: What the hell? why do I need a facebook account to log in everywhere now? Goddam Zuckerberg Zerg Rush.

ex 2:
Croud of sheeple: "OMG U NEED A FACEBOOOK, LIKE RIGHT NOW!! HOW DO U LIVE WITHOUT ONE?!!1!"

Me: "What is this, the Zuckerberg Zerg Rush? Get his cock out of your mouths already and leave me alone."
by SmellsLikeVictory October 24, 2012
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zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
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Zuckerberg Horizon

The point on a social media platform where more than half of the content presented to users is either paid messaging inserted by the platform owner or artificially-generated ("bot") content, masqueraded as human-generated content.

The Zuckerberg Horizon is typically identified as a watershed moment, where an established social media platform loses both its value to users as a community discussion forum, and its and general credibility as a source of impartial information. Beyond this horizon, human-to-human communication represents the minority of content presented to everyday users of the platform.

Social media platforms crossing the Zuckerberg Horizon typically fall into a state of rapid public decline, though several documented exceptions exist. Examples of platforms surviving the horizon include those catering to extremist or "anti-fact" communities (e.g. The Flat Earth Society), platforms primarily funded by corporate interests (e.g. climate-denial forums), or those dedicated to distributing state-sponsored propaganda.
Twitter passed the Zuckerberg Horizon when Elon Musk re-activated thousands of previously-banned extremist accounts and disabled the accounts for legitimate news outlets critical of the decision such as The New York Times, CNN, and the Washington Post.
by Chilkoot December 16, 2022
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