zimmervich

The irritation you get in your nether-regions after sleeping with too many Germans.

Joey: Did you have a good trip to Berlin?
Erica: Nein! I've got the zimmervich and can't stop scratching!

by cupcakeable March 19, 2011

Zimmer mode

The mindset of a heartbroken man becoming 100% disciplined and trying to make bank to ignore his problems. This is done while listening to Hans Zimmer’s interstellar theme music. While in Zimmer mode the man no longer requires food, sleep or love, and is completely unstoppable until he forgets about his heartbreak or he becomes a top g

James : You hear about Jack? Apparently he asked out the chick he’d been tryna get with for months and she said she thought he was gay.

Tom: Holy shit! He Ight?

James: nah, he’s been in Zimmer mode for the past 6 days and his shopify store has made 2 mill during.

Tom: oh sick, maybe I should try do that.

James: nah, it doesn’t work unless your zen or Zimmer.

Tom: aww shucks!

by Jose Mourinho is taking over December 19, 2022

owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016

Don Zimmer

Can also be used as a verb meaning "to forcefully grasp an adversary's domepiece and shove them to the ground causing them to possibly roll multiple times like a fat roly-poly."

If that dude that's getting rowdy over there doesn't stand down, I might have to Don Zimmer his ass.

by SteezOrCrevice September 21, 2005

zimuzo

An athletic person who has alot of money and pulls girls. Zimuzo has Swag like no one else. He is nice and handsome and girls want him inside of them

Zimuzo is a beast at football and basketball. He pulls alot of girls too.

by Mooching March 28, 2016

Zimmerman Syndrome

The pattern of behavior which erupts after a person has shot another to death in cold blood, marked by anger, denial, specious justifications, depression, copious hand-washing, paranoia, avoiding public exposure, etc... and perhaps even several attempts at an apology. Often resulting in the abuse of highly addictive pain-killing drugs and ending in attempts at suicide.

These soldiers returning home from an unpopular foreign campaign are likely to suffer severe Zimmerman Syndrome when the adrenaline wears off and they realize they killed a lot of innocent people along the way to their goal.

by paulpaxman August 14, 2012

jennifer zimmerman

Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.

Jennifer Zimmerman is a walking pharmacy.

by SpiderSquasher October 10, 2018