Don Zimmer

Fat fuck that has do to with the New York Yankees; looks like a fat bowling ball

I fell in love with Pedro Martinez after he slammed Don Zimmer's head to the ground

by This Is Not Meg July 23, 2004

To Pull A Zimmer

1. Saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.

2. To embarrass ones friends by saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.

3. The Act of a Zimmerism.

To Pull A Zimmer:

Friend 1: Yeah so I gotta do a 20 paige report on freaking penguins
Chick: aww that sucks
Friend 2: Dude once when I lived in Canada i kicked a penguin in the nuts hahahaha
Chick: Wow...ummm...*leaves*
Friend 1: Omg...you idiot...you just pulled a zimmer!! *proceedes to beat down friend 2's ass*

by thisblows7504 April 17, 2006

Peter Zimmer

The God of the bands. Had a bunch of idiots make a cult/religion for him. The almighty supreme being and leader of the Zimminati.

Sophie: Hey do you know who Peter Zimmer is?
Daniel: Yeah I pray to him every night!

by RazorLeaf February 24, 2022

Beer zimmer

The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.

'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'

by FriendIndeed January 31, 2012

Hans Zimmer

Musical genius

Hans Zimmer's works is one of the greatest gifts given to humanity

by fencetape October 30, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

zimber

Pretending to do the job, but due to missing skills you let someone else do it so you can hand over the results as your own.

Worker: "Dyrc asked me to build this functionality on the website."
Co-Worker: "I know. He told the boss he made it. He did zimber again."

by par1z January 22, 2021