Zhongli

Holy moly i Don't even know how to explain how hot this man is

First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly

Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly

Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay

This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot

Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg

Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot

Summoning ritual for geo daddy

Have mora.

Person 1: have you heard about that geo character in genshin impact? He's so hot as fuck

Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s

by miugetitig November 23, 2021

Zhongli

A big dick fellow with a giant ass

Uses big stick to fight enemies

Sharron: Zhongli can slam his big cock into my wet, tight hole. God he makes me so wet and horny

by Zhongli'spersonalfleshlight March 23, 2022

Zhongli

An archon with a big ass penis.

I want to fuck Zhongli.

by Emmett August 6, 2021

Zhongli

A grandpa who somehow has a fatter ass than half of the men in Genshin Impact. Even straight men simp for him.

zhongli? you mean that old guy with the badonkadonk?

by zhonglis left ass November 30, 2022

Zhongli

The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.

"Have you seen Zhongli's massive, hard pillar?"
"Depends on which one you're talking about."

by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021

Zhongli

Also known as Geo daddy

Zhongli: *exists*
Simps: "Geo daddy~ "

by J•a•x February 20, 2022

Zhongli

A funeral consultant with the fattest, most juicy ass in the whole of tevyat, ass cheeks so fat when he moves a milimetre it creates an earthquake because of those damn fat cheeks.

Zhongli has the fattest ass in Tevyat

by zhonglisfatass May 26, 2022