yurt

Slang in the west of Ireland to sex or to smoke.

"Yurt boys" or "Yurt the pony" or also see "Yurt, yop, up the sesh lads."

by Yurtboys December 8, 2016

Yertish

a fake language most adults use for kids around the ages of 3-5 who act like they don't know how to talk

Nicki- how old is dashawn?

Randy- 3 years old

Nicki- so if he 3 years old why he don't know how to talk?

Randy- man he speakin that yertish shit!!

by noc noc December 30, 2009

Yerting a Gerk

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.

Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"

by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018

Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.

Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle

by Hurburt December 1, 2019

Yert

A shorter term for a double skirt. A skrrr skrrrr

Bro 1: I just "skrrr skrrrted" into class....
Bro 2: Nah man, you just "yerted" into class.

by askodjfhasdflasdf January 10, 2018

yurt

Noun: A round tent, supported by wood lattice on the sides, with a smoke exit hole on top and made of cloth, leather or felt. Home to Mongolians and Californian hippies (but not together.)

Tree-man begged Rainbow to move in with him into his yurt that he build himself in northern California. Things were romantic and rosy until Tree-man got narked by some neighbors who were becoming suspicious of some ferny plants growing in greenhouse. He pleaded medical necessity, but he got 10 years manditory sentence from the judge and Rainbow had to hock the yurt to pay his legal fees. Now she's working as a piercing technician at the local mall.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

Yert

Yert is a term used to counter a stupid comment and/or situation. Yert may also be used to display your disappointment, like when a friend doesn't respond to a text message, you are authorized to yert them. This technique will usually illicit a response from said yertee by overwhelmingly offending them with embarrassment, disgrace and forcing them to feel guilty by way of the "yert code". To understand the yert, you must use the yert. Once you use the yert, you will most likely become addicted to the yert. The yert can be drawn out for a longer period of time to express a more severe infraction. When utilizing yert in a text message, you should add more t's to the end of the yert to express your exaggerated disappointment in the situation, comment, response. ie: - yerttttttt.

Question: "Can I borrow 20 bucks bro?"

Response: "Uhhhh....yert."

Question: "You coming out to watch the Bruins sweep the Penguins at the bar son?"
Response: "Nah man I'm baking cookies with the woman tonight."
Yert Moment: " YERTTTTTTTTTTT."

"Yerttttt....you just got yerted."

by Dubble U June 9, 2013