Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer March 27, 2018
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Bloody your knees

To waste your time begging for something that you'll never get.
Don't bother trying to bloody your knees in front of Dad, kid brother. You know he'll never get us an Xbox.
by MalumLibrum958 June 16, 2024
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