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can you please shut the fuck up?

Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box? 

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you. 

Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up 

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

Shut up before i crank 90s on you 

It mean that you js really want to fuck the shit out of someone no cap cuh
shut up before i crank 90s on you in my room

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up! 

What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.