yoke

A term commonly used by the inbred farming community in Mid Ulster especially around Magherafelt/Cookstown which refers to a car or basically anything that they cannot describe accurately.

Thon's some yoke.... roughly translates as That is a very nice car you have.

by nodervs August 7, 2012

yoked on

to leave a massive amount of nut on someone

you finna get yoked on!!!!!

by Mr. Brown Shugga December 11, 2017

Yoke

Agricultural Tractor

Fair Yoke, Nice tractor

by Twitchy99 October 24, 2018

yoke

a tablet of XTC

how much for a yoke

by infoman January 7, 2003

Yoke

A strong choke-hold as defined by Big L.

Yo, did you hear about that dude who got drunk and got put in a tight yoke and almost died?!

by madman5632 September 7, 2010

yoke

spinning your tires, doing donuts, dipn(gas-breakn)

he yoked his 5.0 at the sideshow all night

by drezzy April 25, 2006

yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014