Jizztastic

An inordinate amount of ejaculation/sperm/jizz. Usually applies to a man that has not 'spanked the monkey' or had sex in awhile. Generally used after oral sex, when a woman can accurately determine the amount of ejaculate she has swallowed.

Woman: Wow honey -- that was JIZZTASTIC!

Man: I've been saving up.

by THE Blonde Bombshell August 14, 2010

Jizztastic

Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"

a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

by GodLikeBritishKid April 11, 2009

rizztastic

anything relating to a weird-ass girl that is very ugly and resembles a rat. Usually has nasty frizzy hair, and a ginormous nose that could fit an igloo inside.

That shit was rizztastic!

by Sarrizzle April 6, 2007

jizztastic

Something so exiting that people who see/hear/smell/or think about it jizz in their pants.

Those muffins are so jizztastic.

by brennan JP August 8, 2010

jizztasticousity

the measure of how jizztastic anything is

dude the jizztasticousity of the girls at this party is so much higher than last weeks

by mama kass August 9, 2010

jizztastick

Something that when you SEE,TOUCH,HEAR,FEEL or TASTE that is makes you ejeculate or jizz in your pants.

Bruddah that chocolate cake is jizztastick.

by secelsmike January 20, 2011

jizztastic

something that is so good awesome or fantastic that you jizz

hey tom remember that pub we went to, that was jizztastic

by jizmman May 20, 2011