The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:
Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
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Extremely tight jeans. They are called yeasties b/c they are bound to cause a yeast infection! ; A term originally coined to refer to women whose pants were so tight it might give them the "yeasties". It seems to be applicable to men in growing numbers these days.
"The New Boyz love to wear yeasties and that is not sexy!"
"Man those yeasties are too tight!!!"
"Would you date a man in yeasties tighter than yours?"
"Do you see that girl in them yeasties?
"Man those yeasties are too tight!!!"
"Would you date a man in yeasties tighter than yours?"
"Do you see that girl in them yeasties?
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Person 1: Remember that party yesterday... wait, or was that this morning?
Person 2: I don't even remember anymore, it was yestermorrow.
Person 2: I don't even remember anymore, it was yestermorrow.
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Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.
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