Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening 

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

Wuley 

QUIET KID IN THE BACK OF YOUR CLASS

WULEY

Wuley by NOCKY 101 June 16, 2021

Fuzzy wuzzy 

:Was a bear, fuzzy wussy has no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy, was he?

Yo! Is that fuzzy wuzzy?

Fuzzy wuzzy by Billybobjow December 29, 2021

bulgy wulgy 

The bulgy wulgy is usually seen on men, in their bedrooms
It looks like a snakey wakey in their pants :0

it's cute, and it lovessss to go up and down up and down up and down

Jeff: bro do you have a bulgy wulgy right now?
George: yes bro, why?
Jeff: I only touched your arm bro
George: and that turned me on bro
Jeff: bro...

bulgy wulgy by Kuzusouda May 4, 2021

Fuzzy Wuzzy 

'A Bear with no hair'
A large gay man who would usually be characterized as a "Bear" but who has no hair.

Person 1:"David is dating a Bear"
Person 2:"What?"
Person 3:"He's not dating a Bear, he's dating a Fuzzy Wuzzy."
Person 2:"Oh that makes more since, seeing as David hates hair."

Fuzzy Wuzzy by ambergoose April 24, 2010

Fuzzy Wuzzy 

a beastly man in every aspect

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...in bed.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....down there.
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?

Fuzzy Wuzzy by duexmachina September 10, 2009

fuzzy wuzzy 

An undercover vice cop.

When my new bud Tom busted me for possession with intent I said "shit, whatta fuzzy wuzzy!"

fuzzy wuzzy by Alain G May 28, 2008