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titty wrangling

When a flirty female (more often than not a ‘mudshark’) mocks your manhood with her breasts in a tarty fashion but despite your advances won’t bring them out of their shoulder holders, at which point you assist her in freeing them from their wire bra stables.
This chick has been giving me the run around for months now and she still teases me like this. It's about time to do a little titty wrangling!!
by Sayf-Guey Mayne June 20, 2011
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lesbian wrangler

A man whose woman has left him for a woman, but the man continues to live in the same house with the lesbian couple.
Did you here that Janet left Tom for Katie, but he still lives with them. Tom is a lesbian wrangler
by Zwall August 10, 2006
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nerd wrangler

A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.
If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.
by rossirossi August 25, 2010
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App Wrangle

The process of where you become so pissed at an app, that you scream at it while deleting it. Often followed by smashing your phone, then the smoking of weed.
Guy #1: FUCKING HELL!!!!! STUPID FUCKING APP!!! DELETED!!!
Guy #2: Calm down, no need to app wrangle so hard.
by Lamp Shade May 1, 2014
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nuts in a wringer

An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.
He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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A Wrinkle in Time

A really cool children's fantasy/sci-fi book written by Madeleine L'Engle, published in 1962. It tells the relatively short yet fascinating story of a New England teenage girl who goes on a journey with her brother and friend/boyfriend to save her father. It is a tale of science, love, mystery, good and evil, and portrays a great message of individuality and creativity. It won a Newbery Medal and for good reason, it's awesome!

It is the first in a series of something like 6 or 7 books, all which are good but not as good as the first one.
"You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you."
- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time
by thedoctor700 December 2, 2011
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Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.
That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass
by Shieldings March 5, 2011
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