Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.

"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."

by T Willikers June 18, 2017

wretch out

to bail on an event or activity due to sheer wretchedness

Dude, you're coming to the party, right?
I don't know, I may have to wretch out.

by J. Bond August 24, 2006

Wretched Roger

The use of any bodily fluid in a smoothie or other type of drink. Can be used as currency.

1: Ewww, James wizzed in my lemonade!!
2: Oh my god, James gave you a Wretched Roger!
1: Wait until he tastes the wrath of a Rotten Oliver >:)

by MrSHinS January 4, 2021

Wretched Up

A person who has been broken apart by his/her life conditions that he/she thinks everyone is the root cause of his/her problems. He/she thinks everyone is against him.

Yohannes is so wretched up that he quits one job after because he can't stand anyone.

by Nyangker Mayom Apioth December 13, 2012

dirty wretched pipe monger

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores

misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!

by dizzgustin January 23, 2007

Wretch

To reach something with intent.

I wretch over and and smacked the shit out of my mother.

by My little rose bud June 20, 2023

Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.

When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.

by daltonjfk November 4, 2019