Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.

"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."

by T Willikers June 19, 2017

wretch out

to bail on an event or activity due to sheer wretchedness

Dude, you're coming to the party, right?
I don't know, I may have to wretch out.

by J. Bond August 24, 2006

Wretched Roger

The use of any bodily fluid in a smoothie or other type of drink. Can be used as currency.

1: Ewww, James wizzed in my lemonade!!
2: Oh my god, James gave you a Wretched Roger!
1: Wait until he tastes the wrath of a Rotten Oliver >:)

by MrSHinS January 04, 2021

Wretched Up

A person who has been broken apart by his/her life conditions that he/she thinks everyone is the root cause of his/her problems. He/she thinks everyone is against him.

Yohannes is so wretched up that he quits one job after because he can't stand anyone.

by Nyangker Mayom Apioth June 06, 2012

dirty wretched pipe monger

females found only in northern california whos only goal in life is to find males named blake who'll attempt in placing pipes like easter eggs in and around low-income housing tracts so as to increase the availabity of std's in crank whores

misty was sad after some other 'dirty wretched pipe monger' stuffed the pipe the only place she staci could hit it, blakes cum slot!

by dizzgustin January 18, 2007

Wretch

The act of extending your arm in order to reach something or pick something up

I was listening to marvin tell me how to fix my truck when he said " All you need to do is wretch in there and spin that fan."

by SugarCookie1972 September 04, 2023

Wretch

Slang for, to reach for something that is seaming out of reach, or to overextend one's self. Modern Hillbilly vernacular.

Did you see bubba crack's when he wretch'd for his shoe laces?

Bubba tried to go to college, but it was a bit of a wretch for him.

by MayorofSpringfield February 24, 2022