shit a wreath

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

beef wreath

When a sexual partner shits around the neck

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me

by PfunkNH June 19, 2016

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

Wiener wreath

When a condom catastrophically fails leaving only the rolled rubber edge riding high up on the penis.

They were getting down when the condom quit leaving him with a green ribbed wiener wreath and a whole lot of regrets.

by Barke Slons January 17, 2022

Blow wreath

To smoke marijuana, or exhaling marijuana.

Hey let's go blow wreath,and get high

by Tosh Danie February 12, 2013

ceasar's wreath

A complex arrangement of multiple partners enggaged in anal sex; typically by homosexual formimg a simultaneous penetrative action and resembling a wreath as would be worn by a ceasar. At the base of this formation, two men share a long, double-headed dildo. Many multiple partners are then joined in simultaneous anal penetration with the partner in front of them. At the terminus of each series of partners, the unengaged participants give each other a handjob.

Seriously, I want to know what the world record is for the number of participants engaged in a Ceasar's Wreath!

by SkandaalousJoenes February 25, 2015