poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

shit a wreath

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

by LeahAndyPlease December 22, 2014

southern wreath

A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.

Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.

by Chad DD December 26, 2008

beef wreath

When a sexual partner shits around the neck

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me

by PfunkNH April 07, 2016

ceasar's wreath

A complex arrangement of multiple partners enggaged in anal sex; typically by homosexual formimg a simultaneous penetrative action and resembling a wreath as would be worn by a ceasar. At the base of this formation, two men share a long, double-headed dildo. Many multiple partners are then joined in simultaneous anal penetration with the partner in front of them. At the terminus of each series of partners, the unengaged participants give each other a handjob.

Seriously, I want to know what the world record is for the number of participants engaged in a Ceasar's Wreath!

by SkandaalousJoenes February 25, 2015

Blow wreath

To smoke marijuana, or exhaling marijuana.

Hey let's go blow wreath,and get high

by Tosh Danie February 13, 2013