Wonchsmonk

A mystical creature created by Joey Felix most likely in the year 2006, it has a round body and stick legs and arms, an angry expression on its face with cross eyes, its mouth seems to always be open, and it has one buck tooth

guy: Duddee! Your mom looks like a wonchsmonk!!

by NoPachika4You January 25, 2009

wotcha

'wotcha' is a greeting

origins: ultimately dates back hundreds of years

it's a contraction followed by a phonetic spelling of:

"what chere cheer be with you?", which was a common phrase used as a greeting

chere/cheer meant 'face' and thus referred to a person's expression of their mood

person a: 'hello!'

person b: 'wotcha!'

by ukukukukuk March 30, 2009

wotchoo

tell me your news - what's been happening in your life

Wotchoo been up to recently?

by The Mamma with the Quan October 25, 2007

wouchebag

That person that everyone knows who is a weasel and a douchebag. He carries all of the traits of being a little pinhead but also a complete douchebag.

We thought that we had seen every type of jerk but when Pete came in, it was obvious we now had a world-class wouchebag in the joint.

by Kieth33 January 17, 2009

Wowhoa

Using wow and whoa in the same word caused by extreme shock to the mind; e.g. what the fuck holy shit bananas

Wowhoa! I just saw someone's dick pic pop up on my phone and it was like whoa Scoobs.

by Awesomeofoz February 15, 2019

wogchamp

A pogchamp moment occuring due to actions of a member of the black community.

Winston popped off, wogchamp.

by Senor Farage December 13, 2020

WoWrhoids

An abnormally enlarged vein mainly due to a persistent increase in venous pressure, occurring outside the anal sphincter and beneath the surface of the anal skin (external hemorrhoid). The conditions onset is caused by countless hours playing World of Warcraft, while taking few if any breaks. Lack of exercise and proper diet increase the onset and intensity of the condition.

WoWrhoids an be treated using a topical analgesic in mild cases while severe or chronic WoWrhoids can require surgery to correct.

A team of scientists have recently discovered a simple cure for the disorder. They recommend the afflicted cease all WoW related activities immediately, go outside, and attempt to reassemble any social skills that they had previous to World of Warcraft. Not only does this vastly increase the speed of recovery, but upon obtaining a normal social life the chance of reoccurence is cut to almost nothing.*

Common side effects of treatment include a decreased risk for early onset of arthritis in the left hand and right index finger, increased class attendance, and a sharp decrease in WoW related jokes made at the afflicted's expense.

*It should be noted that while unlikely, relapse into WoW is possible, in which case the afflicted is most likely a lost cause.

"Jake's WoWrhoids have gotten really bad recently, yesterday he even had to go to the hospital."

"Well what do you expect when he sits down for 8 hours a day playing World of Warcraft"

by Dr. Tacoeater April 29, 2009