Workin and twerkin 

When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).

Mom: Joey are you… workin and twerkin???
Joey: No mom it’s was a virus!!

Workin and twerkin by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021

Meal Worming 

When you are eating out the ass of a prostitute aka worm farm and choke on a tape worm.

Dan was eating out the ass of the prostitute he picked up and found himself meal worming that bitch and choked.

Meal Worming by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017

Im workin on it!! 

Famously sputtered by the infamous chris chan while his Dad (Bob) Was demanding him to "Take down the internet!" This was more evidence of chris' heavy laziness.

Bob Chandler: Now get that god d* Stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: Im workin on it!! I wAs mAKiNG a YouTuBE VIdeO!

Im workin on it!! by Thishandleisntinuse May 31, 2020

that's SO working for you 

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.

When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”

that's SO working for you by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011

Working as Intended 

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

Working as Intended by LordSothe September 18, 2009

Neck-working 

The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).

Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)

Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*

Neck-working by motherfucker Jones April 19, 2021

Working Stiff 

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

Working Stiff by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010