ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015

full combat woodie

an extremely hard penis

Unit: Damn, T you see that girl?

Me: Oh hell yeah, gave me a full combat woodie

by Tee Bone January 1, 2009

woodie

A wooden roller coaster.

I like the steel roller coasters, but I prefer the classic woodies.

by kwood August 18, 2005

Whoodie Whoo

The act of yelling the phrase "whoodie whoo" at anonymous passing strangers of the opposite sex while driving around aimlessly. This is the creepiest possible pick-up line.

I was whoodie whoo'ing like crazy last night at some fine honeys!

by HNT February 25, 2008

woodie

see townie or wanker or nob head

fucking bunch of woodies

by your mamas twange August 6, 2003

wòódie

a wordie/foodie person who may possibly be moody

Finna nosh on this jicama slaw bruh, strait wòódie style

by hahafuck July 12, 2015

Woodie

An extremely inquisitive person that can have a conversation with your voicemail and has a birthmark between her boobs.

Friend 1: Yo that girl was mad annoying she asked a million questions and did not stop talking.

Friend 2: Damn, what a woodie.

by Jchickens September 25, 2010