Woodworker

Someone who gives great head.

My friend is the best woodworker around.

by Deeps0 August 31, 2020

woodpecker

Quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.

It's 8am and after 4 hours of sleep I just got woken up bc some damn woodpecker decided to bang its head against a tree.

by cny84 April 26, 2006

woodpecker

As the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your dick

by Sticky April 4, 2003

Cincinnati Woodpecker

When a woman with a tracheal stoma deep throats and tickles the head of the penis through the stoma. The womans finger going in and out of the stoma looks like a Woodpeck Pecking at a branch.

I was going to give her a Cincinnati Bw Toe, but I changed my mond and gave her a Cincinnati Woodpecker instead.

by Dan L. May 17, 2006

talking like a physic woodpecker

To talk non stop about anything or nothing

Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

by vicioushemi February 15, 2010

weedwacker

Yes you guessed it! A weedwacker is a stoner or a user of weed.

I work out with Brice, even though I know he hangs with the weedwackers.

by MysticPizza January 17, 2006

Woodpecker

When you mistakenly send a text, email, or IM of questionable appropriateness to the wrong person or group of people, who may or may not be OK with it.

In the business meeting, my boss made the comment "This is just too long and hard." Thinking it was to my buddies' group text, I woodpeckered "That's what she said" to my female peer. That got me a talking to by HR.

by Woodpecker Strong April 22, 2021