the woods

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

by laaalalala August 14, 2009

The Wood

Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.

I live in the wood, therefore I am awesome!!

by TR lova September 22, 2004

Wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003

A-Wood

Name of an alcoholic beverage. It's a combination of pineapple soda and pear absolut vodka. The best drink ever. Originates from Santa Barbara, California.

Last week I got totally messed up cause I was drinking A-Wood all night.

by Dwayne Bowe September 14, 2009

the woods

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.

Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005

Wood

Something you can stroke really fondly, or can be stuck in ryan

Damn Ryan, look at dat wood

by Yesbbay June 4, 2016

wooding

Is the art of masterbating in the woodland of Herefordshire. This activity is often undertaken by farmers sons when walking their dog.

James is off to go wooding with Winnie.

by Egg1234 June 13, 2007