In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
by Bee M September 20, 2014
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? mug.Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.
Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.
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Get the woodchuck pain tolerance mug.After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.
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Get the reverse woodchuck mug.JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
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Get the how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? mug.Term for a country person who's main job in life is to cut firewood to sell in the city or suburban areas. Usually in a beat up four wheel drive truck with high wooden sides to carry extra firewood. After cutting and splitting the wood they "Chuck" it into the back of the truck. If driven by a female, this could be do to the fact that the male has lost his drivers license.
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