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wonton wheel barrow

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Sexual position, woman on her back with only her shoulders touching, pelvis high in the air. Man has both of her legs on either side of him or in the "wheel barrow" position. Act performed on a women from Southeast Asia so she may slide across the bed or floor. She can be flipped face down for the "Reverse Wonton wheel barrow" but rug burns may insue. Flexibility is paramount.
Ling Mai wanted to do something different so I got her in the Wonton Wheel barrow!
by Crasher B May 16, 2006
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Wonton sack

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the word Wonton Sack is implying that you have very large Testicles and a small Dick. Referring to balls that weigh a ton (one-ton) sack.
Man 1 "Hey Regan Bro have you heard that chilli has a wonton sack"

Man 2 "fuck dude put that wonton away"
by Ceid O'Hara August 4, 2009
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Salty Wonton

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When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.
Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!
by Punzorz December 21, 2009
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Filthy Wonton

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When you are prepared to have sex with someone you never had, and after many dates and advances, you finally get it, and are disappointted by either it's smell, it's hygenie or overal physical demeanor.
"So I finally got Jamie into the sack, but bitch had the filthy wonton."
by Rukus Razor November 6, 2006
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wonton

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causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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Verb; While at a Chinese Buffet, the act of getting up mid-meal to take a poo, thus making room for more.
"Dude, I gotta wonton-boogie if we're eatin' dessert."
by Sir Smiley of Dude January 16, 2008
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a type of person who can't stop laughing at the stupidity of him/herself or his/her friend(s). typically a teenager and mostly live in Colorado
frank: id you see Stephen curry set 17 NBA records last night?
Samuel: yeah he's such a wonton ballsack!
by wonton ballsack May 30, 2015
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