Wontonly

Late night texting to someone who’s asleep, with the intention that they are read in the morning.

I got drunk and wontonly texted that guy I’ve been seeing, telling him what I wanted to do with him.

by Ct001 November 11, 2018

curry wonton

A person of mixed Chinese and Indian heritage. This phrase was coined by curry wonton, Gerard Lee, who hails from the twin island republic of Trinidad and Tobago.

Anya Ayoung-Chee is a curry wonton.

by curry wonton December 10, 2012

wonton wonder

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks

e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej

by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009

chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"

John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip

by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010

Dirty Wonton

When a gay guy shoves his balls and ball sack in another gay mans ass, a dirty wonton is what his sack looks like after he pulls them out.

Ex. If that fag keeps hitting on my boyfriend, I am gonna go smack his face with my dirty wonton.

by junglejoe111 April 17, 2010

Wonton Special

A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.

I'll have a wonton special, extra duck sauce.

by MillyMay August 26, 2015

Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022