Shadow Wizard Money Gang 

A gang of shadow wizards, who love casting spells. Their music is so good, it's been sponsored by the Shadow Government itself! They serve the almighty being, most commonly known as "The Swag Messiah." They also want nuclear bombs to be legal.

"I'M IN THE SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG! FEAR ME!!!"
(This post is sponsored by the shadow wizard money gang.)

Shadow Wizard Money Gang by vladimir_dadimir June 19, 2023

AG Wizard 

Someone who is highly skilled in the program of acedemically giftedness.

Wow, man, your such an AG Wizard

AG Wizard by Glex Areen October 23, 2016

Cum wizard 

A person so proficient in the art of making another person climax that they are bestowed with a magical title

Ive met this new guy and he rocks my world, he's a total cum wizard

Cum wizard by Human Form November 25, 2017

Weed Wizard 

Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.

"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"

"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"

Weed Wizard by happyfuntiem June 26, 2019

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020

Sleeve of Wizard

An over-worked, under-appreciated, loose-hanging vagina.

From the Movie "Borat": "When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, and her vagine hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD."

Sleeve of Wizard by doogie06 October 13, 2008

wizard food 

any items refering to drugs and other bad stuff, i.e. pills, weed, heroin, cocaine, etc.

"i had such a rogh day at the office, some wizard food will settle my nerves."

wizard food by the virg. January 27, 2005