Witherspooned

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009

Witherspooned

To be punched in the face/groin by a person with the last name 'Witherspoon.'

Dude! I called Billy a jerk, and he totally witherspooned me!

by Senor kelly April 14, 2011

Witherspoon

A really thicc boy

Damn he so witherspoon!

by Thiccezboy69 January 22, 2018

withers

Disappearing and boycotting a planned lunch

Where is Matt? We planned a team lunch today.

He's done a withers

by Portia2019 March 18, 2019

Withers

To be blue balled

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers

by kingofthelads February 23, 2022

Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

WitherzIsaScout

A cool guy with a new Xbox series X see ya losers

Man who is WitherzIsaScout he is giga chad

by Sue memes that are Sussy August 5, 2022