Wit

What you call a person who is smart, funny, a quick thinker and somewhat kind, yet they still piss you off so badly you want them to disappear for good.

"Damn, that guy is such a Wit sometimes."
"Sometimes my boyfriend is such a Wit to me, I wish he would just go away forever."

by RossDaBoss October 04, 2008

Wit it

1.The lifestyle, a brotherhood and sisterhood of being with anything and everything. Having an unleveled state of mind.

2. a question/answer from a member of the wit it crew to another member. in some cases could be asked to an individual showing extraordinary signs of "wititness"

1.Gosh Molly i wish i was a part of the "Wit it Crew"

2. eyy lil brah you wit it? ... im soooo wit it!!

by Mr Wit iT January 27, 2009

Witness

A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.

"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."

by Mananayaw September 11, 2009

wit

Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.

Is you chillin' wit da posse?

by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005

wit

In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.

'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!

by Ben November 22, 2004

Wit

A duel form of we, quite literally meaning "We Two"

Wit will go to the supermarket when wit find our money

by Master of beargreen May 31, 2022

Witness

A term used by psychotics to let others know that they are conmiting violent suicide

WITNESS ME!!!

by HavaGanda September 18, 2015