winotice

the best and funniest person on instagram. literally always right and so slay

i love winotice so much she's so iconic

by charliet91 January 28, 2023

winrot

v., win·rot·ted, win·rot·ting.

v.
1. The inevitable creeping, pernicious degradation of the integrity of Windows systems to the point where they run slowly, behave erratically, or stop working altogether.

v.tr.
1. To cause Windows to decompose or decay. “Adobe Reader winrotted my fresh install”.

n.
1. The process of Windows rotting or the condition of being rotten: “The winrot spread quickly, rendering the system slow and unstable”.
2. Any of several Windows programs characterized by the breakdown of stability, speed or security. “Don't install Norton. It is absolute winrot”.

My nephew only used my computer for 10 minutes, but once he was done the winrot was so bad I had to reinstall Windows.

by chrono13 October 25, 2007

winnets

the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough

shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets

by stevieb100 October 29, 2007

winnet

1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair

1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot

by Monkeyman_00 May 2, 2004

Winnit

A tiny particle of faeces that sticks to the hairs on your anus, causing a small amount of pain when removed.

Usually occurs when the anus is not cleaned correctly after excretion.

Oh my God, look at the size of that winnit. IT's HUGE!

Owwwww!!! It hurt so much removing that winnit!

by Dayjw December 9, 2008

winnit sex

The reverse position to tit fucking, where by the man sits on the womans face, while fucking her breasts in a downward position. All the while, the woman eats the mans winnits.

Hey, sinjid, i'm bored of tit fucking, lets try some winnit sex!

by John Narcolepsy February 6, 2007

Winnits

dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.

"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".

by DannyCoonfishH October 21, 2010