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Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.
I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.
by 5tc June 22, 2009
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wimbledone

The loss of cocaine via air currents emitted from the anus of a person you were attempting to do the cocaine off of.
Candy, having eaten chipotle for lunch, cost the Japanese business man hundreds of dollars when the wimbledone occurred.
by Macaquesgonewild July 5, 2017
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