Wimbledon Shift

Cover term for a secret homosexual liaison.

Sorry honey, gotta work late tonight. I’ve got a Wimbledon Shift.

Guys, I won’t be available to play Diablo this week. I’m working Wimbledon Shifts.

by Dapolopoly July 5, 2023

Breakfast at Wimbledung

An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.

Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.

After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"

by Pootro September 16, 2012

wimbledon

wimbledonwhat a place

A place that hosts a stupid game called tennis.But the area is on the up and on the map due to a succesful football club called AFC WIMBLEDON.They won the fight against businessmen and WON.Bringin much happiness to the community of Wimbledon.Long may they be succesful.

by Proud to be associated with the area. April 6, 2004

Wet Wimbledon

Ejaculating a load onto a woman's face, then bludgeoning her with a tennis racquet.

Your little sister is missing teeth because of the Wet Wimbledon I gave her last night.

by Sanchez April 22, 2005

wimbledon high girl

a lesbian who doesn't have any male friends. probably hooks up in the language closet. says she's bi but would never date a man. kings girls are hotter. can spot her at Wagamama's. probably vegan and in love with her best friend. hippie enough to go to a thrift store, but too posh for brixton

I miss her
No you don't, she's a wimbledon high girl

by mybitchgotabodylikealphawhatsu January 7, 2021

wimbeldon

a nother name for the male genital, penis

Dude! You have niggatitis on your wimbeldon!

by the hit man January 13, 2008

Wimbledon High Girl

A Wimbledon High Girl is kind and honest - looks out for others and is taught to put friends before fashion. Yes, you may see her at Wagamama's or any High Street eatery, because any Wimbledon High Girl is appreciative of good food and enjoys these luxuries when she can get them. A WHS girl may be seen chatting to or being comforted by a teacher, purely for the reason that everyone is part of a caring community and they know they are lucky to be part of it. Bright, brave and brilliant.

"Oh look, a Wimbledon High Girl"
"Lucky her."

by FluffyPanda_07 February 2, 2023