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Hillionaire

A person who is worth millions but claims to be dead broke.
You've got a great job, big house, nice cars, and country club membership but you always say you're too broke to buy a round? Dude, you a just another Hillionaire.

tax-time millionaire 

Tax-time millionaire -- (noun) a person who enjoys a season of "wealth" in the weeks immediately following receipt of a hefty tax refund check. This season of fleeting prosperity usually begins with a lavish cookout and is marked by the acquisition of "luxury" items such as: cars, clothes, the latest Air Jordans, jewelry, gold teeth, flat-screen TV's, living room furniture, home appliances, "good" weave, top-shelf liquor, and rims.
Did you see Donte and Keisha roll through just now in the Cadillac with the 26" rims?

Naw. They were just broke last week. When did they get a new car?

Man, they drove it off the lot today. They got a new washer and dryer and LCD TV, too. You know they are some tax-time millionaires.

Hialeah Millionaire 

A person who leases a 50g car, but lives in a duplex with 20 of his/her relatives.
Any of many Miamians who roll with phat rides, but live in hoods.
Hialeah Millionaire by xzentrk July 12, 2003

Prep Star Millionaire 

1) The preppiest preppster around. One who dresses uniquely southern, and is classy as hell.

2) PSMs are often seen in Ivy League schools, Fraternity/Sorority houses, or at their local country club or yacht club.
Bro, did you see that Prep Star Millionaire at the party last night?

Yea, bow-tie and all.

30k millionaire 

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.
Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.
30k millionaire by Chris1234287654 September 10, 2007

Slumdog Millionaire Moment 

When a person knows a completely random fact/answer, and their knowledge of this has something to do with events in their past. (Note* may also result in telling a very long and seemingly unrelated story where the one fact/answer has no significance at all.)

Originated from the film Slumdog Millionaire, where moments such as these take up most of the movie.
(two guys are watching jeopardy)

guy1: WHAT IS THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST!!!!!!
guy2:Dude, how the fuck did you know that?
guy1: You see in Freshman year of Highscho-
guy2:Holdup, I want nothing to do with your Slumdog Millionaire Moment