Willamette University

The perfect school for kids looking to make friends, hang out and party. Even though it's a small school, no one gossips or talks shit; Willamette kids are just out enjoy life and get stoned in the botans. Beautiful campus too, with the sun shining almost 365 days a year where hot girls in bikinis can be seen lounging by the milll stream drinking mojitos and martinis. Willamette is also known for having some of the craziest parties, which is why it's currently battling University of Colorado and Arizona State for Playboy's List of Top Party Schools for 2012. Almost everyone gets super shitty and no one judges each other for it. And the kids who don't drink usually stand awkwardly in the corner watching kids do body shots and take lines. Hardest partying goes on before and during finals week, when bearcats are looking to relax and de-stress before taking finals. The laid back attitude of this campus attracts some of the coolest and attractive people from around the country, with a 2-to-1 girl to guy ratio. You won't be disappointed at Willamette

University of Oregon student: yo dude we should hit up Willamette University this weekend, it's finals week and I heard they're having some sick ragers
Oregon State student: hell yea! those kids know how to go hard, and the chicks there are mad hot

by barecattt August 3, 2011

Willmydia

A contagious STD that has all the same symptoms as chlamydia, but comes from a dude named Will from northern Illinois, and will give you the urge to torture and kill rabbits

Chick 1: OMG she must have slept with Will again and got Willmydia
Chick 2: Why do you say that?
Chick 1: There have been a lot of dead rabbits in the neighborhood again
Chick 2: Damn it, not again!!!!

by big_mistake May 8, 2010

willams

usually a formal last name but often the holder of the last name is usually very very very dirty minded, and the person is THIC and eats chicken nuggets for a living, and depressed.

person 1: who is that willams kid over there?
person 2 : that is mr.thic he eats chicken nuggets

by ii-idfc-ii October 28, 2020

WILLAYH

a word used to describe your love for a males penis

I’m bored I want some WILLAYH

by Jimmy savilyando August 17, 2021

wellamy

a accurate name for an enigmatic man. hoes call him comedic, yet mysteriously seductive. someone you will never forget. a social butterfly yet you can feel theres something deeper

wellamy always got the 2s
i wonder where wellamy is hes always missing
please i want to experience wellamy

by Bell Grace August 18, 2022

chicken willam

William who raises chickens

Hey it’s chicken willam

by Hejshsjahfusha November 24, 2021

mah phat willay

Basically, it's the way Shrek says "my fat willy" (aka: his big thicc green ogre hard-on)

Describes the length and thicc girth of one's dong. (picture a hockey puck, but longer, and thicker)

Shrek: "Aye Fiona, come souk mah phat willay."
Fiona: "Nah nigga u gay, go fuck Donkey."
Shrek: "...but his booner smells like ass"

by get_it July 29, 2019