Willardism

For the path of life is long, but if thou stayest in bed often, and chillax your soul as is the way of the willard, you shall find peace.

Dude, I just recently changed to a Willardism church, and its way chill. You get to sleep and relax your way into heaven.

by wmurphy707 July 2, 2009

lord willard

Coolest muther father on the planet

OMG look at that dude style, just like a mofo lord willard.

by therapingbaptist July 13, 2018

Willa

Noun meaning: Pure awesomeness.

Willa is sure full of Willa.

by MargotPantsPartay March 13, 2007

Willa

Willa is an amazing girl. Born on the 22nd she's double the fun, double the beauty and has double the heart. She's always the one to party but also always the one to stay behind with you when you need her. Every boy wants her, but only one can get her. If you know a Willa, hold on to her no matter what, cause one day, you'll find yourself in need of that double heart.

boy 1: Oh hot damn look at her go! She must be a Willa

girl 1: Be a little smarter, be a little nicer, be a little more beautiful, be more like Willa

by praudmaud December 14, 2010

willarding

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.

Look at that guy over there he is sure willarding.

Yeah look at him.

by lksajdhfja March 27, 2012

Willacoochee Wattle Snake

A very, very rare breed of rattlesnake that is native to Willacoochee, GA., although it has been spotted in Vero Beach, FL. This rare breed has been cursed with an overactive sex drive combined with an extremely small reproductive organ. So small in fact that it is completely pointless for it to even try mating, even though that's his only goal in life.

Hey Willie! Why is that Willacoochee Wattle Snake chasing that other snake with the huge backside? Well....Unfortunately, the Willacoochee has no idea that its reproductive organ is so small that it cant even penetrate the female. Its very sad Willie.

by Milk Snake April 24, 2014

pulling a willam

pulling a willam refers to doing something against the rules and getting asked to leave.

Also could mean going out without an undergarment and flashing people your privates.

Guy: 'look shes pulling a Willam'

Guy 2: 'i can see her slip n' slide'

guy 3: 'omg, becky pulled a total Willam last night'

guy 4: 'So thats why she was asked to leave'

by white_rabbit_alice February 19, 2013