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why is that duck running away

Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard
Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.
by moocow52 May 12, 2015
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This is why you get no hoes

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.
Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;
by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021
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This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
by Humping midget January 15, 2011
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Why is Caleb a fag

He’s just a fag don’t question it
Hey why is Caleb a fag?
Idk
by HEHEHEBEH March 1, 2018
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why is the rum gone?

1) A question used when one wants to know why the rum has gone
2) A very funny line used by Johnny Depp in the most recent pirates of the carribean when he plays Jack Sparrow.
by Roisin Siobhan July 25, 2006
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why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.
Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"
by chribistibiniba May 14, 2010
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why is pp

no one knows why pp it just is
*timmy* why is pp hard *dad* your fucking gay noob
by Why are you even here November 3, 2017
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