Whorantined

The overwhelming sexual backup that one gets in quarantine.

Hell no Let my libido go I don't want to be whorantined any more

by Abbios December 21, 2020

Car's Extended Warranty

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

by ambatu kam October 13, 2022

Whorrent

An individual who downloads a mass amount of media they'll never look at because it's free to them through torrents.

What's up with all these flash drives?
Oh, those are my roommate's, she's a total whorrent.

by Miles the Magnificent November 7, 2010

Anal Warranty

You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.

Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man.

In jail my anal warranty was voided.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

Void the Warranty

To perform an activity in an extreme fashion.

"you're hitting the bars tonight? Let's void the warranty!"
"I voided her warranty all night long"

by tahot November 14, 2011

return warranty

if an item breaks on you prior to the 1 year manufacturer warranty then you may buy the same faulty item in the store and return it with the broken one the following day.

"Hey wow my new Bode headphones broke yesterday"
"oh, i guess ill do a return warranty"

by datnigaa December 29, 2011

the car warranty scammers

People who try to get into your bank account via a call regarding your "car's extended warranty".It's become a meme where this message can pop up anywhere, like in the sand on the beach, to in your goddamn birthday letter.

Me:I got a call from the car warranty scammers.
Other guy:Car warranty scammers?
Me:You don't know about them?
Other guy:No.
Me:Well, if you get a call, and its talking about your "extended car warranty", than hang up and block it.
Other guy:Ok then.

by SeriousSkippy May 17, 2021