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who's your daddy?

Something to tell a hooker in the throes of passion while slapping her ass, or your missus which would either result in increasingly intense fornication or your status changing to single.

#The more the daddy issues, the more useful the phrase.
'Who's your daddy?' said Dr. Long as he slapped Nursie on the buttocks.
'You are' says Nursie (being a pornstar with issues and all)

'Who's your daddy?' says Fred.
'He died last month asshole' Sarah says as she slams the door on her way out.
who's your daddy? by 4733D0M2 January 9, 2012

Who's Doug? 

A phrase commonly used by people in denial of their true identity.
Who's Doug? I'm Dylan

I don't look like Coach Doug!

Who is this "Doug"?

Who's that pokemon? 

1. IT'S PIKACHU

(It's clefairy!)

FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

2. The question everyone is asked in the middle of a pokemon episode
1. "Hey Joseph, do you remember the 'who's that pokemon' vine?"

2. "When I was watching pokemon and 'who's that pokemon?' started, I thought it was Bulbasaur, but it was Ghastly."

Who’s in mike’s mouth

A game played while camping when your propane lantern runs out and your campsite or area is pitch black and the youngest guy is “mike” and he has to try to guess who’s in his mouth.
“Mike”: let’s play who’s in my mouth

Everyone:wait what?!
That’s how the game who’s in Mike’s mouth starts

who's in the what now? 

General, all-purpose response for those occasions where somebody says some thing so far over your head, you haven't even got the foggiest of ideas about what they are saying.
Prosecutor: On the night of July 17, 2009, you, with malice of forethought, did enter said premises with the intention of pilfering a number of controlled substances for the purpose of distributing in a manner that would have been in direct contravention to the articles of law here in the province of Quebec, did you not?

Andy: Who's in the what now?

Who's on first? 

Just about the greatest comedy routine ever, by comedians Abbot and Costello, with Abott telling Costello the names of the players.

In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").
"Costello: Whats the guy's name on first base?
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."

"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"
Who's on first? by AJ Molina February 23, 2009