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White Noise

The female equivalent to small dick energy.

Cares too much about what people think, always wants to be centre of attention, tries to brag about everything but people see right through it easily.
Gemma is white noise today
by Whitenoisegemma April 3, 2023
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White Noise

Any sound that comes out of the mouths of white, conversation public figures that inherently contradicts itself because it lacks education, information, or any level of intelligence.
At then end of her interview on the Daily Show by Trevor Noah, lacking any adequate defense or commentary of her argument of her life views, Tomi Lahren began spouting out some white noise about Hilary Clinton because she's had nothing better to say.
by Dancerbwoi March 30, 2019
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Betty White Noise

Using the 'Golden Girls' TV show as an aid in falling asleep, similar to listening to white noise.
I fall asleep every night listening to Golden Girls, it's my Betty White Noise
by Manhattan on the rocks May 21, 2022
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White Girl Noise

The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.
Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah

Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.
by RectumViolator April 16, 2014
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Adaptive White Gaussian Noise

This is a racial slur, because it associates individual personalities and traits with a skin color.

It is both positive and negative:
(1) Adaptive: flexible, able to switch to a different strategy in a new environment.
(2) Gaussian: (named after Carl Friedrich Gauss, a mathematician) vaguely implies above-average mathematical abilities or intelligence.
(3) Noise: (pejorative) nuisance, something to be ignored. A neutral synonym would be "dissenting opinion". However, in some social settings, being a dissenting voice imparts a sense of snobbishness.

Not to be confused with Additive White Gaussian Noise (AWGN), which is a mathematical concept deeply rooted in digital signal processing and probability theory. The correct interpretation of the four words of AWGN are:

(1) Additive (not to be misspelled addictive) means addition (the sum of two numbers).

(2) White means (i) consisting of all frequencies (ii) uncorrelated. This meaning stems from the physical phenomemon that a white light is formed from a mixture of monochromatic lights of various frequencies.

(3) Gaussian refers to the Gaussian Distribution, also known as a Normal Distribution, a concept in probability.
As used in bumper stickers, tshirt. Misuse of "Adaptive White Gaussian Noise" may result in disciplinary actions from school.
by emergent chaos March 29, 2009
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White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.
Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.
by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019
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White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.
"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"
by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018
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