Wheaton

An unincorporated area in Montgomery County, MD. The Latin hood of Montgomery County. Home to as many Salvadorean restaurants as a town in El Salvador. No one speaks English and it is proper to urinate on the sidewalk in broad daylight. A small 3 bedroom house will have 12 people living in it. Has trashy ghetto dangerous small nightclubs. Has the longest escalator in the Western Hemisphere at the Wheaton Metro station. Home of Wheaton High School, the worst nastiest school in Montgomery County by a huge margin where you'll see more pregnant girls than honor students. If not for Langley Park it'd be the worst third world pit in the DC suburbs.

Tom: hey wanna go to Wheaton later?
Larry: why the hell would I want to do that?
Tom: we gonna go buy some weed at the park and bring back some ghetto bitches who will get down for $10.
Larry: o tru.

by Blasto the Wonder Dog November 20, 2011

North Wheaton

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of words such as: poose, obbles, steez, heez.

North Wheaton knows the steez...

by Lux February 25, 2004

Wheaton

Out of all the affluent cities in DuPage, Wheaton is where it is at if you got money and "jesus love". More churches per square mile than any other city in america. Recently a law was made so that no more banks are put up, as wheaton is truly a town of churches and banks. Wheaton is a complete bubble. Kids grow up as golden children in a community where nothing seems to go wrong. An average looking house still costs $700,000. Kids at Wheaton High Schools are all mostly and flaunt designer trends and tend to ignore the less wealthy kids, yet like to think they are humble. On the weekends they drink and party at eachothers houses and are usually very secretive about it because if one parent finds out, the whole town will know. North gets a few kids from carol stream as south gets some from warrenville, and you can tell these kids are really not from wheaton and thus do not belong in the wheaton high school. They also refer to the kids in the ESL hallway as "cholos" no matter their ethnicity. Most kids are snobby, while thinking that they are great people- yet many do give back to the community. Everyone knows some of the really churchy peopel are weird. Wheaton kids fit in great with those from Glenbard West and Naperville Centreal, yet do not associate with kids from West Chicago or Glenbard North. Most do not have jobs and focus on athletics and academics, where both Wheaton high schools are elite. Wheaton North High School ranked in the 2007 top .25% of USA high schools. People ignore the nearby Stratford Square Mall in Carol Stream as if it is a junkyard and head to Oakbrook. Kids under 15 years old are not usually allowed by parents to travel to away high school sports games if they are at West Chicago, Glenbard North or West Aurora, because of the threat of getting mugged or shot. Their parents are just as ignorant and snobby as them. Being a christian is just one way as a business man to climb the Wheaton Corporate ladder. Wheaton Public High Schools are more academically elite than the private schools (st. francis & wheaton academy). Like any wheaton parent will say, they chose to live in wheaton to raise their family right. "Wheaton is a lifestyle"

Wheatonite 1: "MTV should make a show about kids in wheaton, im sick of laguna, me and all my friends are all way better looking than those kids"

Wheatonite 2: "Yeah we have better drama, money, and we are way better looking!"

Pastor: "MTV advertises sin!"

by Corey Sante January 9, 2008

Wheesong

Started out as a typo, wheesong is the act of wheezing so hard that it actually creates an unpleasant symphony, its a quite a remarkable thing if i say so

Aoona just wheezed so damn hard that i could hear her wheesong from miles away

by Cunt: destroyed February 21, 2019

Wheaton

Wheaton is a small town commonly referred to as “weedtown” home of the Hicks, druggies, and the quiet kids who appear as school shooters. Ninety percent of the students juul and there’s a fight every other week. Common activities in this town is the following: driving, smoking pot, and road hunting.

Hey man you wanna go to the movies? Nah it’s Wheaton let’s just drive.

by Robins shop class November 25, 2019

wheetus

wheelies is a term used when you seen your friends or as a greeting

“what’s crackalackin my wheetuses”
“wheetus on the feetus abortion is completus”

by a rug January 19, 2020

wheaton north high school

a place where many memories are made. the weirdest teachers and students you will ever see. half of the kids are furries or cosplayers. every turner you turn your pretty much guaranteed to see a couple of lesbians making out. great pizza though!

wheaton north high school is better than wheaton south😎

by joe mama in my pussy October 14, 2020