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Wet willy

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to stick ones finger in your mouth, lick it and stick it in someones ear
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Wet Willy

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A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion
"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"
by Gretchen Boxburger December 31, 2011
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wet willie

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someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.
john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023
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The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.
Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*
by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013
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National Wet Willy Day

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On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”
by Kacklemore April 12, 2019
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Extreme Wet Willy

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Wet willies righteously delivered by Spiderman, typically using his famous hand signal that also enables him to shoot webs from his wrist.
Ricardo: WHOA! Was that Spiderman! He just gave me an Extreme Wet Willy!

Mitch: Well duh. It is Sunday.
by PsychoBagofCheetos April 27, 2010
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Hungarian wet willie

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When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.
by Cummy worm December 20, 2010
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