When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 2, 2024
Get the West Texas Singlemug. When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
by enjoimark April 26, 2022
Get the West Texas Steamermug. V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020
Get the West Texas Fried Breakfastmug. by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020
Get the West Texas Poop Clawmug. by johnnyj3311 October 4, 2025
Get the West Texas Willie Stompmug.