pulling weeds 

A sub-standard hand job where the administer fails to realize that the phallus of the subject is in fact attached to the body. A rough-pulling-hand job.

Steve was totally pulling weeds.

pulling weeds by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

weeds by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

Resting Weeds Face 

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.

That server has resting weeds face

Resting Weeds Face by bigback1234 November 15, 2014

pickin weeds

when you pick out pubic hairs with your teeth

Are you really going to his birthday party, or are you going to go pickin weeds?

pickin weeds by Trey,TJ Sessoms MichaelBillias September 4, 2010

Tumble Weeds 

The art of cutting off your pubes, putting them in your mouth and blowing it in someones face.

Shelly still had some pubes on her face after Frank gave her the Tumble Weeds

Tumble Weeds by Turbulenc June 26, 2003

weeds

marajuana. A friend from Taiwan had trouble with plural/singular of the word. Realistically, he is right. You walk through "weeds" not "weed" so plural seems proper.

Let's smoke some weeds.

weeds by simmagus August 31, 2006

Pull the weeds 

When she’s on all fours and putting her big juicy booty all over your long Johnny

Danny took Suzie to homecoming where suzie pull the weeds all night long

Pull the weeds by Long Woody December 13, 2017