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Weedneck

A minor class of the species Redneck.

Habitat structure is often mobile in nature, with the upper echelon appropriating dwellings known as a Mobile Home and lesser members residing in the more modest Recreational Vehicle. In both instances it is culturally appropriate to decorate with Native American iconography, American beer manufacturer signage, and copious amounts of marijuana paraphernalia.

Semi-nocturnal the Weedneck will wake from slumber in the early afternoon and begin foraging for a particular favorite herb commonly known as pot, puff the magic dragon, mary jane. While not particularly adverse to any form of herb they are known to shun from the type known as "ragweed".

What separates this from the cousin species of Stoner is the fact that the Weedneck often will shun the identifying markers of the Stoner such as 70's rock apparel and hemp anything, instead focusing on the more rural culture influences such as Dukes of Hazzard, the "outlaw" country movement and NASCAR.
Willie Nelson's annual July 4th picnic is a hallowed meeting place of the Weedneck.
by Merle Cooter Jennings September 15, 2010
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weedwhacker

One who eats out a woman who doesn't shave her vaginal area.
Yo this weedwhacker was comin on to ma sista yesterday!
by Will Roogders July 1, 2005
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A girl'a pussy that is overgrown and in need of a good trimming.
Damn, I did this weedwhacker last night!
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Irish Weedwhacker

When you fuck a leprechaun over a pot of gold and the gold gets on the leprechauns red pubes and there dick looks like it has the midas touch.
Person 1: I just did a irish weedwhacker on my enslaved leprechaun

Person 2: Fuck yeah dude
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the weedwhacker

a sexual act in which your girlfriend(with braces) is giving you head, you must then take a strong rope and tie her feet to a high powered ceiling fan, upon which her braces will rip your pubes out.
last week i had my girlfriend give me the weedwhacker... i'm still bleeding and shes still picking pubs out of her braces today.
by the irish horn dog November 26, 2009
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dominican weedwacker

The act of inserting coffee beans into a male's penis hole, and strangling his penis and flailing it in a helicopter motion until it bleeds. Anal, Vaginal, or Oral may be performed afterwards.
"yeah man, last night i got a pretty wild dominican weedwacker. my cum mixed with my dick blood real good."
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