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The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"

Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)

Synonyms: Tool, Douche

Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed
Jackson thinks he such a weapon... Little does he know I wiped my duck butter on his grill.
Weapon by Please Kick Poop September 5, 2016
A weapon is any type of device used with intend to inflict damage or harm to any living beings or structures.
Police officer: Put down your weapon!
Person: Okay.. Okay. Just don't shoot!
Weapon by Oxler_Psycho April 28, 2017
Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.
Weapon by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018
Weapon a scouse term (someone from Liverpool) to call another person if they think they are acting like a right twat and if they are annoying you.
Joe, why are you being such a fucking cunt all the time, you weapon
Weapon by Chris Garland October 30, 2019
Pronounced - wa-parn.

Generally means what’s up but can be used in other circumstances.
Jeff- “weapon bruh
Gerald- “weapon fam, what you saying”.
Weapon by Ishmeal&Rubin December 20, 2019