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Water Polo

A fairly difficult sport, by far not the most difficult, where you swim around in the water throwing balls. 90% of the players are arrogant douchebags who act like its the hardest thing in the world and that they are superior to everybody else for doing it.
Average high school student : Water polo is pretty hard I guess, but sports like wrestling require much more technique and are harder physically.

Average water polo player : Shutup you dumb fucking fuck you dont know what we do in da water its the hardest sport we swim and throw balls man you would probably die in the pool man im so fit and better then you

Average high school student : Sigh...
by Xnote July 29, 2012
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Water Polo

Lesbian Sex Including Two Or More Straight Girls.
1. Woah, Taylor was great at water polo last night!

2. Taylor and Shelby played water polo last night and it was INTENSE.
by onewhohateswaterpolo April 12, 2009
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Water Polo

Masturbation in the bathtub, a aquatic (and pocketless) variant of pocket pool.
Sorry gents, gotta go--me and my stiffy are off to the tub for a round of water polo!
by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005
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Water Polo

The sport people play in high school when the individual lacks the athletic abilities to play sports such as football, basketball, and soccer. Gets you in great shape though. Also participants wears Speedos, and no that does not make them gay.
My friend decided to play water polo because he was not strong enough to play football, and his jump shot was garbage.
by Truth Speaker101 January 20, 2009
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Water polo girl

The fittest of all female athletes. Water polo girls are thin hot and amazing kissers not to mention great at water polo! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SWIMMING GIRLS.
guy 1: Man, is your girlfriend a water polo girl?
guy 2: duh of course
guy 1: i can tell.
by lollipoppygirly July 21, 2011
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water polo depression

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.
James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression
by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011
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water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.
Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH
by miklus May 6, 2006
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