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wasteman 

Someone who builds and lives their life around doing fuckall or as little as fucking possible. Examples of such behaviour include dropping clubs or classes, treating tutorials as spares, only doing the score sheet one instead of twice, and handing in assignments and labs a week late ever fucking time.
Jose is a fucking wasteman
wasteman by jzac May 7, 2019

wasteman 

a man that is waste
you're a wasteman...
wasteman by Anonfaggot1111 August 3, 2010

Wasteman 

Someone who wastes your time.
"Miss, this wasteman is waffling, kick him out of class"
Wasteman by Evryone has namb November 19, 2020

Wasteman Deev 

An extension of the more common 'Wasteman' used as an insult or in a joking manner between friends.

It can also be used to describe someone who has just done something stupid or pointless.
Person 1 - "I just heard Dave broke his arm trying to skateboard"

Person 2 - "Ha! What a wasteman deev."

Wasteman 

In the famous lyric by artist Lady Leshurr, "Who stood up when Grenfell? Where's all the money we raised then? Theresa May is a wasteman!"
Wasteman by JezzaCorb December 6, 2017

Wasteman 

Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.
Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
Wasteman by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018