Wadsworth

Unit of measurement. Equivalent to one amount of ejaculent.

How much salt do the potatoes need? About a wadsworth.

by Page0 June 14, 2018

harmsworth

A name for a boy that completly ass licks girls that he has no hope for gettin with.

That boys such a harmsworth!

by R.S.V.P April 2, 2007

wadsworth constant

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment does not approach importance until 30% or greater into said video, conversation, or comment.

Brian, I applied the Wadsworth Constant to that porn video you gave me and thankfully skipped all the dick sucking.

by DusterBugless October 2, 2011

Wadsworth

Wadsworth, to: verb

To compulsively "like" on Facebook, regardless of the appropriateness of such an action.

Can also be found on Twitter courtesy of the "Favourite" and "Retweet" buttons.

"Don't know what to do...my granny's dying." *post*

*X likes your status.*

"AAAAARGH I GOT WADSWORTHED

by Richard Cliff June 4, 2013

Wadsworth Constant

This is a theory by Reddit user Wadsworth stating that the first 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

This is originally intended for videos, in particular YouTube videos, but the principle should work with many different types of content.

This is simply thought as "skipping the intro".

The first paragraph of this article is 206 characters long with spaces. Using the Wadsworth Constant and removing the first 30% (62 char.) of the text, we end up with the following:

st 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

If you were looking for a definition for the Wadsworth Constant, this sentence would have been enough for you to understand.

by SomeRedditor October 3, 2011

Bishop Wordsworth School

Home to Nazis, Chavs and privileged sex offenders

"I fucking hate Bishop Wordsworth School"

by The AAAAAAAAAA February 1, 2023

Wadsworth Constant

Related to watching movies on Youtube, the Wadsworth Constant is applied by skipping the initial 30% of a movie to jump directly to pertinent information related to the movie's title/subject. This is to avoid any unnecessary preambles or filler content that would normally result in the watcher's time being wasted.

a) Check out this sweet Youtube movie I found, use the Wadsworth constant to skip all the junk at the beginning.

b)Wadsworth constant applies.

by tsnips October 4, 2011