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Like a Hog Looking at a Wristwatch

Southern expression used to describe one being in a situation, presented with a problem, or given a task wherin the person has no idea what to do, what they are looking at, or is unable to understand what is being described.
Jim: What did the Professor discuss in class today?
Jed: Man, i don't know. I sat in my chair "like a hog looking at a wristwatch" for the entire lecture!
by gottaclue October 15, 2004
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invisible Wrist Watch

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017
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Flicka da wrist

The motion of the hand while cooking crack smh
by Mariamaria85 May 14, 2015
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Wristband Raver

A Wristband Raver is someone who says they rave but they only go to ticketed DNB events at their local sweaty nightclub
you're not a real raver you're a wristband raver
by basketsareus April 11, 2019
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Prosecco swigging panty-waists

A resident of Kings Heath who approves of the Low Traffic Neighbourhood scheme.
...bunch of prosecco swigging panty-waists wouldn't last 10 minutes on a building site anyway....
by kingheathen September 22, 2020
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waistband tuck

The art of tucking your erection into the waistband of your boxers/athletic shorts to hide the appearance of the boner you are sporting.
On the long early morning walk to the bathroom from my dorm room, I had to employ the waistband tuck to avoid people seeing the tent I was pitching.
by L-DubV June 20, 2008
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waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006
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