Wang-Chung Ratio

A mathematical relationship between the potential amounts of pleasure versus competition in any given point in space-time, as denoted by the ratio of male participants to female participants, or more precisely, penises (wangs) to vaginas (chungs). The lower the wang-chung ratio the higher probability that a given social event will be successful.
Jim: Dude, let's go on chatroulette and talk to some hot girls.
Bob: No way, the wang-chung ratio on chatroulette is like 10,000 to 1.
by Cuntsquid June 05, 2010
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chung wang

by Chang-a-lang January 22, 2006
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Wang chung

When someone indecisive annoys someone trying to make plans.
"Where's Mike?"

"No idea, Isabelle is wang chung"
by abgeschiedene October 27, 2021
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Wang chung

A 1980's British New Wave band fronted by jack hues.also with Darren costin and Nick feldman. Prior to wang chung hues was in a band called "57 men". Although the origins of the bands name is in dispute

2 of the most prevalent theories are: 1 wang chung is the sound a guitar makes and 2 Wang Chung means "yellow chime" in chinese. Probably the most recognizable song of theirs is "dancehall days". Wang Chung also did the soundtrack for William h friedkin s movie "to live and die in la" they are still touring small venues to this day.
When I was in 'vegas I caught Wang Chung s free Monday night concert at the Fremont street experience.
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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Where the Wang Chung is

Ain’t nobody got a clue 💀
Reporter: “Sir. Can you tell me where the Wang Chung is?”
Guy: “Nah nigga I ain’t got a single clue 💀”
by Burger King Moose Ankles November 29, 2022
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Wang Chung

A placeholder verb referring to an action or state implied by the speaker but not explicitly stated. Often used in situations where a minority of a larger group finds the ambiguity comical at the expense of everyone else's good time.
"My wang's gonna be fully chunged at the function tonight, if you know what I mean brothers" 😏

"You guys wanna grab some sodas and wang chung by the ol' swimming hole?"
by Pod Rick July 23, 2024
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Wang Chung

A verb covertly referring to the search for gold or gay sex with your buddies.
"You guys wanna grab some sodas and wang chung by the ol' swimming hole tonight?"

"I'm about to wang chung in these there hills all night long!"
by Pod Rick July 23, 2024
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