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Wagonism 

One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*

Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."

2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
is an amazing person who loves to find your home (stalker)
hi how are you wanissa

ik where u live
wanissa by XxVOLTICxX April 8, 2021
Full house is not wagish
wagish by ChaosPanda February 12, 2004
when there is fuzz all over your penis and balls.
Yo, you need to clean that wanis off your shit"
wanis by Dave Lytle June 27, 2005

John Waynism 

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
John Waynism by GrrB August 24, 2009
Opposite to weenis. When he strech your arm out with the weenis on the bottom.
Sherry: *points to elbow* this is your weenis.
Mary: Yeah....
Sherry: *streches arm out and points to "elbowpit"* And this is your wangis.
Mary: Awesome!
Wangis by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008